January 2010
134 posts
“BREAKING: Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger http://onion.com/aMxPaR”
– TheOnion
“I hope to hell that when I do die somebody has the sense to just dump me in the...”
– (via sharksarescary)
Quiet Girl
By Langston Hughes
I would liken you To a night without stars Were it not for your eyes. I would liken you To a sleep without dreams Were it not for your songs.
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You won't do it. Do it. →
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formspring.me
What is the proper procedure to follow when entering a Baker’s shoe store?
Take at least fifteen minutes to inspect the more-sparkly shoes they have. Then, approach the sales lady slowly. Ask her “do you have any mens’ shoes?” and when she says “no” say nothing, wait five seconds and then spit your gum in her face. Walk out proudly.
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“The best part of my trip to sundance so far, BANKSY is here!...”
– EthanSuplee
Write one leaf about Scooby Doo.
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Growing up, I thought I was going to be Fred. Now, after many years of mistakes, I see that I have become Shaggy. I am alright with this.
Wu-Tang's RZA to Write, Score and Direct Eli... →
jesuisperdu:
The headline speaks for itself. (Via)
Finally!
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formspring.me
When are we getting married?
Definitely not before I know your identity, person.
Ask me anything
“30. Writer-Director of Earthly movies Sponsored & Angeled in Heaven”
– Jack Kerouac (From the 30 Essentials of Spontaneous Prose)
“29. You’re a Genius all the time”
– Jack Kerouac (From the 30 Essentials of Spontaneous Prose)
“28. Composing wild, undisciplined, pure, coming in from under, crazier the...”
– Jack Kerouac (From the 30 Essentials of Spontaneous Prose)